Please check back frequently, as our gallery is regularly updated, so you can be sure to find lots of photo's of Bernie, Oswald and some mystery guests.......

What a Year !, Amongst the TV highlights... The ‘Voice’, The ‘Kerrang’ Awards Celebrity First Dates And now (with a nod to David Walliams),Topping the Bill at The Royal Variety Show. In an event said to be seen by 150 million people around the world, there we were, centre stage, applauded by the biggest Stars on the Planet, including, Lady Ga Ga, Robbie Williams, Barry Gibb, Sting, Gary Barlow That’s right, you couldn’t make it up, a night I’ll never forget, So roll on next year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘How surreal? I’m rockin’ at the Roxy!’

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BEST EVER BIRTHDAY CAKE, TOO GOOD TO EAT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bernie backstage at the ‘Voice with Ricky Wilson….. just the three of us!

"Who’s the most handsome?
You be the Judge!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SUNSET OVER CHATSWORTH

"What a privilege to live in Derbyshire, especially when I get to share it with the birds. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PARLEZ VOUS FRANCAIS

"SO THERE HE WAS, IN MONTMARTE, JUST IN FRONT OF THE SACRE COUR AND HE THOUGHT HE WOULD BRUSH UP ON THE LANGUAGE HE STRUGGLED BLESS HIM AND WE HAD'NT GOT THE HEART TO TELL HIM "

 

 

 

VEGAS

Playing Vegas June 2007.

 

MY OTHER BIRD

Oswald can't but I can.

BABY BIRDS

All those mouths to feed...

HOW TO STOP HIM PLAYING.

Peace and quiet!!!!

ME & ME MATE

Not feathered but furry

LEGS ELEVEN.

Off to Camp !

ONE HALF OF THE HAMILTONS

One half of the Hamiltons with my signed Poster,(By the way Christine, you owe me a Quid for that)

RED SQUARE

So Who went to Moscow and came back without a Lovebite?,sorry that should read Frostbite,(Freudian slip Folks).

The trip with the England Band was memorable if not for the right reasons...the traffic, the queues, the cold.... and lets not talk about the Game eh.!

By the way the Fur Hat was bought in China 20 years ago and Boy I needed it.

''THE ORDER OF THE RUSSIAN MOP''

So there I am in Moscow and awarded ''The Order of the Russian Mop''.

She said her name was Gerda, (and on reflection I may have spelt it it wrong).

Perhaps unwittingly I was taking part in a Russian version of 'Through the Keyhole', (''So who could live in Portaloo like this'' ?).

p.s. We parted friends but she does'nt return my calls.

CHOCKS AWAY!

" Ready for a fly round and do I look nervous ?. I'm not praying Honest, I'm trying to fasten me jacket.

RADIO DJ

If you're a Radio DJ you've gotta look the part !

PANTO

Now you know why I love Panto so much !

TV SHOW!

Spot the finalist from the Hit TV Show ' How do you solve a problem like Maria', (psssst It's not the old guy at the front)

WITH SUGGS & VIC REEVES

With Suggs and Vic Reeves,"Oh dear is me mouth open again". Just by the by, have you noticed ?, there are three of us and only two glasses of champagne....typical !! "

SATIRE LIVES

" Another Dame, another Pie in the Face.....Why is it always me ? ".

HAYLEY WESTENRA

With Hayley Westenra....Nobody leaves without a Poster !!

MATTHEW PINSENT

Tonight Mathew..... you're hurting me hand Mr. Pinsent !!

JOE PASQUALE

Joe Pasquale.......He's the one with the money, but I win the smart Jacket contest

DAVE & ME

Sir David........." Hello Good Evening and Welcome "

GARY & ME

Gary Wilmot......." Did you know Gary, you're my greatest Fan "

MY HERO

What better way to bounce back from Beijing than to appear at the London Palladium with my hero Ken Dodd< P>

It was an evening I'll never forget,just working with the'Master' would have been enough,but a full house Palladium was the icing on the cake.

THE PALLADIUM

Still agog with Palladium memories,who's this I hear you cry !,none other than actor William Roache aka Ken Barlow the perennial star of 'Coronation street'.

William and I have developed some kind of a double act,(too complicated to explain but suffice to say it wowed 'em on the night in question).

Now we've conquered the world's No.1 Variety Theatre,next stop 'Vegas', What do you say William ?.

BEIJING

I've got so many memories of our Bejing trip I could fill a library.

However this one says it all.

A band of itinerant musicians on top of the Great Wall of China and the one in the middle is sitting on an Ostrich.

You'll have to wait for me autobiography for the full story.

IT'S A PANTOMIME !!

Happy memories of Panto in Aylesbury,and be honest, if you had a large Duck where else would you take it ?

Negotiations are going on as I speak re. next years Panto.

Watch this space for details.